Offlein.com

...what?
  • My Resume - Why I had to remake this site.
  • Guitar Tab - Shape of a Heart and Little Silver Ring
  • Ringtone - Download all the best ringtone. ...There's only one.
  • I hear you - This image was handily devised for when I want to let people know that I sympathize.
  • Moon Landing Hoax - We have reason to believe Louis Armstrong never actually walked on the moon.
  • Knight Rider Animated Gif - Don't let the filename fool you; this is an animated gif. It's probably the longest one ever made. I didn't make it. It will take a long time to load.
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Offlein.com

...a real American Hero
  • I like - Santa Claus.
  • I like - Red Vines candy.
  • I like - books written by Joseph Heller.
  • I like - be funny and computers good.
  • I like - the wintertime.
  • I like - the collected works of Paul Simon.
  • CryingWhileEating.com - The best resource for videos of people who are crying while eating.
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