...I was 25 when I learned to tie my shoes
Hello! How can I help you?
- My Résumé - Straight to business, huh?
- Artwork - Design and illustration.
- My guitar tab - All 5 of them.
- Soul - Things for your soul.
- Silliness - Cause I am silly.
...because I am a religious experience
Art and Design
I've done a handful of illustrations over the years. Some are even not bad. Larger versions are available upon request.
- FG Thanksgiving 2012 - A Thanksgiving card for Ferrazzi Greenlight, utilizing their four mindsets: Generosity, Intimacy, Candor, and Accountability
...Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights.
Guitar Tabs
I write guitar tabs sometimes when I can't find any for a song I like. Here they are. ALL OF 'EM!
- Shape of a Heart by Jackson Browne
- Little Silver Ring by The Samples
- If We Want It, It's Right by Thomas Dybdahl
- Don't Wake the Scarecrow by The Felice Brothers
- Paper Birds by The Slip
...the smartest show on television
Soul
We don't have souls (...probably), but this may help you disengage your parietal lobe.
- An Excerpt from Seymour — An Introduction by J.D. Salinger (reproduced and formatted by myself)
...there's nothing worse than wet socks
Silliness
This whole site used to house my employment info and a bunch of garbage I randomly threw up. Now the garbage is separated onto this page.
- Ringtone - Offlein.com, your source for all the best ringtone. ...There's only one. (Loituma's Ievan Polka)
- I hear you - I smoke a cigar in a manner that could be used to visually indicate solemn empathy.
- Moon Landing Hoax - We have reason to believe Louis Armstrong never actually walked on the moon. (A visual joke.)
